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mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

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READ THAT BITCH FOR F I L T H

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femalefrontedmetal:

pay nicki minaj a quarter of a million dollars to be better than you on your track

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brow:

"i cant sleep"

"why"

BITCH IF I FUCKING KNEW, I WOULD’VE FIXED IT ALREADY AND GONE THE FUCK TO BED LIKE????

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teamrocketing:

i was looking up chicken noises to annoy my sister and now i can’t breathe

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leocarax:

Boogie Nights (Paul Thomas Anderson, 1997)

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