Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’
I see those asks, and I want you to know I love you. But give me a sec, cause I’m on mobile and I’m doing errands and shit.
Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.
an open letter to all the peeps who hate candy corn this halloween:
give it to me. give it. hand it the fuck over. i will eat it. i will eat every last goddamn piece. candy corn is fucking delicious