February 2012
Normal people: Aw, look at the couple. They're so cute!
Me: I wonder if they've fucked yet.
pastramisandwich:
finalellipsis:
at least I’m safe inside my mind
at least I’m safe inside my mind
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN7luZZ4mxY
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
I just spat apple juice everywhere.
tyleroakley:
Edge of Glory with Marry the Night choreography.
I wish Kitty Forman from That 70s Show was my mom.
ohsallyhowsitfeel: